Toof Noir (From mymilktoof.blogspot.com)

As from what I understand about Film Noir being all detective, killing, betrayal and all, here is a story I extracted from the internet depicting Film Noir, but in a cute and fun way.

Toof Noir

Hey guys, have you seen my other sock?

"No, but..."

"We're on it."

"Don't worry Ma'am- We're professionals. 

We'll find that sock, guaranteed."

"First we need to search for clues..."

"Hello clues, are you in here?

"Is that a clue?"

"These are clues we eat."

"Time to do some dirty work..."

"What do you see, Lardee?"

"A-ha! Money!"

"Bag up the evidence. This case is deeper than I expected."

"Sorry to pop in unannounced Carrot..."

"Have you seen this sock?"

"Not talking, eh?"

"What if we give you this?"

"How 'bout now?"

"Carrot is not very helpful."

"Freshly folded laundry - our last option."

"No dice."

"This is bad, Lardee. If we don't solve this case, 

we're gonna lose all our street cred. What do we do?"

"Nobody will know the difference."

"Uh.... Guess what!

I think we found your..."

Oh hey guys, I was just going to tell you-

I found my other sock in the bathroom!

Thanks for looking!

"Quick Lardee, destroy the evidence."

"Another case solved!"